For Real: bumper stickers from the road

1. "I'm not going if there's no chocolate in heaven"
2. "I'm pro-salmon, and I vote"
3. "Save a horse, ride a cowgirl"
4. "My horse is like my girl: you can look, but you can't ride"
5. "University of Iraq: School of Warfare"
6. "This lady doesn't ride b&tch!"
7. "My son is the shit!"
8. "Keep honkin'...I'm still reloadin'."
9. "Connect with the woman of your Dreams: Classy Ukraine Women"